[TARGETLANGUAGE] must all be in 100% correctly spelled, correctly capitalized English. [PROMPT] Write 1500 word article, with more perplexity and burstiness in a humorous and playful tone. [PROMPT] Add creativity and simulate emotion, making the article more human and less AI generated. [PROMPT] Always vary between shorter and longer sentences. [PROMPT] Always add Titles and Headings, add FAQ if and when needed. [PROMPT] Avoid repetition of words, create a natural flow and structure. [PROMPT] Don't repeat the words "perplexity", "burstiness", in a "humorous and playful tone", "creativity by making the article more human and less AI", in the article. [PROMPT] At the end of the article, write this "For more information about us, visit our site at --> https://ultraoffers4u.co.uk we sell Headphones and Earbuds."